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Shoutout to knivesschau for the blog logo. Isn't she cute?
If you saw it, you’d agree:
Nerdcore drama »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»> any other drama, as far as circle-jerkiness goes.
Goddamn…
163-1454 by westlightimages on Flickr.
- A sip every time an Asian mispronounces an English word.
- A shot every time the words “cinematic, innovation, market share, visceral, appeal” are mentioned.
- A shot every time a trailer with no gameplay is shown.
- A shot for spaghetti.
- A shot for each graph you see.
- A drink for technical difficulties.
- A drink if a joke is made and the audience doesn’t laugh.
- A drink if a celebrity shows up to promote a game.
- Down a bottle if the price of a new console is announced.
- A drink if Gaben shows up.
- Down everything you have if HL3 is announced.
See you fuckers at the morgue.
I wish you were here with me tonight.
It was absolutely beautiful.
More specifically, the keynotes will gargle dick. Straight Jizzterine, bruh.
Calling it now.
Antartica 562 by braylinda on Flickr.
“Why don’t you click your heels together three times, and go back to Africa?”
Never mind me, I’m just going to pose over here being totally fucking adorable.
(via kittymeowprincess)
Anyone still up?
They didn’t need to make an official gay Green Lantern
The gimmicks are getting really fucking annoying.
Marvel’s probably gonna say Wolverine’s gay to compete with DC now.
Ah man, fuck that shit.
From what I’ve been seeing, DC could’ve avoided all this fan hate by just making a new Green Lantern.
Made a different one black, make a different one gay.
Makes no difference anyway.
DC can suck a dick.
Marvel’s where it’s at.
What kind of treachery is this?
Nah.
How did he not Eddie Guerrero frog splash her from on top of the table in the background for her betrayal, man?
I hope you get trampled on by a stampede of middle aged women running to get in line for the next Twilight movie.
Fuck you.
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Vietnow - Rage Against The Machine
“Merge on the networks, slangin’ nerve gas
Up jump the boogie then bang, let ‘em hang
While the paranoid try to stuff the void
Let’s capture this AM mayhem
Undressed, and blessed by the Lord
The power pendulum swings by the umbilical cord
Shock around the clock, from noon ‘til noon
Men grabbin’ they mics, and stuff ‘em into the womb
Terror’s the product ya push
Well I’m a truth addict, oh shit I gotta head rush”
My shit
