I'm The Shinobiest!
I guess you can follow me if you like penguins and funny things. :3
Shoutout to knivesschau for the blog logo. Isn't she cute?
Disclaimer: I was a key creative in what is often considered one of the more “dudebro” franchises out there, Gears of War. I’d also like to remind everyone out there that I went out of my way in working with our team, the writers, and Epic’s artists to make sure that female characters are represented well in that franchise. By the time we got around to Gears 3 the female soldiers were kicking butt right alongside the men in outfits that weren’t drastically different than the men’s, and with a restrained depiction of hair and makeup. (I was just tired of seeing stripper looking female game characters after all of those years…ironic, considering how exaggerated the men were.)
(I’m also not the best person to post about misogyny on the internet as I’ll be the first one to post a sexy picture of my wife or give young boys tips on how to flirt with girls.)
However, I can’t let this one slip, because there’s a deeper cancer plaguing our business.
Real. Fucking. Talk.
(via afrohime)
they should invent an onion that doesn’t make your mouth taste like onions for the entire rest of the day
Ansel Adams final photograph…
I think people really underestimate how big Fall Out Boy was. From like Junior High to my junior year in high school, these niggas were everywhere. Everybody listened to them. I know niggas who bang colors and listen to Fall Out Boy and, nigga
Post racial America, y’all!!!
america ain’t racist!
god, the sweet sweet rage of bitter ass white people. fuck each and everyone of these assholes
haters.
If I had a .gif of someone getting anally prolapsed, I’d post it here because I think that’s how they all feel right about now.
Butthurt^23479325786
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In the early years of space flight, both Russians and Americans used pencils in space. Unfortunately, pencil lead is made of graphite, a highly conductive material. Snapped graphite leads and particles in zero gravity are hugely problematic, as they will get sucked into the air ventilation or electronic equipment, easily causing shorts or fires in the pure oxygen environment of a capsule.
After the fire in Apollo 1 which killed all the astronauts on board, NASA required a writing instrument that wasn’t a fire hazard. Fisher spent over a million dollars (of his own money) creating a pressurized ball point pen, which NASA bought at $2.95 each. The Russian space program also switched over from pencils shortly after.
40 years later snide morons on the internet still snigger about it, because snide morons on the internet never know what they are talking about.
Bu-huuuuurn!
Aaaaaah, I love this.
Bodied
(via navajomoose)
I’ll be the dude in the Warthog fucking your day up, sticking you across the map and defiling your corpse with my taint until the end of time.
BasedWorm FSU
Get at me.
(via fyeahpenguins)
i can’t breathe.
I fucking hate politics, but I’ll be goddamned if that isn’t the comeback of the year.
(via penguinsayswhat)
