I'm The Shinobiest!

"I'm The Shinobiest, that means the top of the fuckin' world!"

I guess you can follow me if you like penguins and funny things. :3

For what it's worth: I don't necessarily believe or condone messages or themes in the things I post or reblog. I post or reblog because that thing is of some interest to me, for better or worse, or is thought provoking, again, for better or worse.

Shoutout to knivesschau for the blog logo. Isn't she cute?
Recent Tweets @ThatNurgaWorm
foxghost:

*squints at suspiciously*I don’t think this was made for fingers

foxghost:

*squints at suspiciously*
I don’t think this was made for fingers

(via grandwhizbang)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
basedworm basedworm Said:

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

septetteforadeadprincess:

hotarubot:

how to make ur anime:

(something) no (something)

done now u have an official working title for ur anime

tfw no gf

(via grandwhizbang)

  • jesus: i have the answer to all of humanities questions
  • me: what does cr1tikal look like

deeshebomb:

blackfemalejesus:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

chillona:

poetic-ness:

l0oooveeeee:

And the church said?

Amen’d

🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊

yaaas u betterrr preachh

lawd

I wonder what the comments were

Yoooooooooooooo

(via niggaimdeadass)

nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

hauriret:

based off this text post because its adorable

look at how cute this is

(via lgbtlaughs)

3,408 plays
MF Doom,
Mm...Food

thecomicsvault:

THE COMICS VAULT’S SONG OF THE DAY

Deep Fried Frenz
MF Doom
Mm..Food

There’s so much truth on this track.

(via hiphoplaboratory)

lion:

Blood on the Leaves

(via hiphoplaboratory)

officialrule34:

chiens-de-diamant:

officialrule34:

chiens-de-diamant:

Yeah, I’m not buying Smash for the 3Ds.
How could anyone even play Smash with only one stick.

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Well, there is a reason I hate Smash64.

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I never used the C-stick for Melee or Brawl. It was too awkward. I’ll be right at home on the 3DS.

(via milliondollarnigga)