Lately, my dashboard is filled with two things
Penguins And Porn Be glad I only reblog the former.
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR AGES OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD XD WHAT IS AIR? omgg Reblogging again just because this is the funniest thing ever. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHA omfg. poor kid
As long as women keep acting the way they do with me, I’ll be single forever. Your loss. I’m great.
The average homosexual has 1,000 or more partners in a lifetime, and the average...– Ron Paul (via pompadoursandpincurls) …Wow, I need to step up my game. (via onlytowardschaos) DAMN ME TOO (via tuchanka) #shitpresidentialcandidatessay (via penguinsayswhat)
The next Xbox - we’ll call it Xbox 720 for lack of a better name…– CVG: Xbox 720: Why it’s already here [Dec 26th, 2011] You used a better name right there. “The next Xbox”. Not only is it less shit, it’s… actually, that’s all you need it to be. Less shit. Please stop using lazy, lazy names for things that haven’t been announced yet, game journalists. Please....
me: i was talking to my friend and--
friend: is this an internet friend?
How come when a woman cheats on her husband...
theropods: ayooo ZIIIIIIIIIIIING
My life's goal
“All I need to do is get a komodo dragon and turn him into a fucking war lizard by building armor for him and only feeding him human meat. I’ll ride him to the tallest peak of Galdhøpiggen and warcry to Odin to imbue the power of the Nord in me and my lizard.”
I didn't want to taint my last post with my own...
But Louis CK is a fucking prophet.
A few hours ago, December 17th began in Japan, and that means the PlayStation...– IGN, Greg Miller: Unboxing the PlayStation Vita [Dec 16th, 2011] Mother Teresa’s ballsack, look at that sentence. My old English teacher would weep openly after reading it. Thank fuck he’s dead. I mean, he’s probably dead. I haven’t looked into it. (via gamejournos)
I think I am man enough to date Adele.
clavid: porn would never ignore my texts or make me cry
Just got an exclusive look (listen, really) at a...
U jelly? Fuck with me.