You used a better name right there. “The next Xbox”. Not only is it less shit, it’s… actually, that’s all you need it to be. Less shit.
Please stop using lazy, lazy names for things that haven’t been announced yet, game journalists. Please. This is me, literally begging you to stop being shit, just once, just in this one tiny area. C’mon. It’s Christmas.
"All I need to do is get a komodo dragon and turn him into a fucking war lizard by building armor for him and only feeding him human meat. I’ll ride him to the tallest peak of Galdhøpiggen and warcry to Odin to imbue the power of the Nord in me and my lizard."