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October 2011

67 posts

Women I attract
  • Thick girls (nothing wrong with that, just sayin’) that are usually too far away to have a meaningful relationship
  • Neurotic girls that are usually too far away to have a meaningful relationship
  • Thick neurotic girls that are usually too far away to have a meaningful relationship
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That’s it

Sep 30, 20111 note

Why the fuck would I say ANYTHING for attention? I say something because it’s what I’m feeling at the moment I say it.

I’m tired. Of life. And it being overbearingly unfair. Sure that sounds really whiny and like I’m not appreciating the opportunities I’m being given… but what good is it when you can’t reach those opportunities? Then I guess you don’t have them after all, huh?

Think about it.

Sep 30, 2011

September 2011

47 posts

Just finished playing Gears 3 with my nigga, Vicky.

Luv dat gurl. :3

Sep 29, 2011
Sep 29, 201122,645 notes

Fucking juggalos, man…

Sep 29, 20111 note
Offended another woman tonight

All I did was ask her if she was clean because I was finna get up in dat ass. And thankfully she was honest and said she found out she had chlamydia a week ago and went on treatment.

She asked why I asked, and I said I was just curious in case we ever meet for dat BC.

Then she stopped talking to me. Pretty sure I made her butthurt by asking her questions you should ask any potential sexual partner.

Oh well, I don’t want her anymore anyway. Fuck that shit. I ain’t tryna catch some shit from a ho that ain’t my own (or, you know… any ho for that matter).

Sep 27, 2011
#u mad bro?

START AND LAND ON THE BALLS OF THE FEET

Sep 26, 2011
Sep 26, 2011432 notes
Ahh, there it goes

Fuck you, Tumblr

Sep 26, 2011

It’s not showing my “Read More” break in my last post

Sorry if I just turbospoiled Gears 3 for you.

Sep 26, 2011
So, I just beat Gears of War 3

Very, very good game. I think it’s my favorite campaign of the three. Very emotional and high stakes.

Nothing ever goes right for Delta squad, and this game is no exception.

Gears has always had this desperate feeling to it, and this game is no exception.

Lol, spoylurs beeleau:

Read More →

Sep 26, 2011
Sep 25, 2011
Did I seriously get whiplash at Elitch's yesterday?

Fuck.

Sep 25, 2011
3 Things I Want:

nerevar-moon-and-star:

thelexeffect:

1. a girlfriend

2. Skyrim.

Pick one.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

Sep 25, 201128 notes
#skyrim #the elder scrolls
Sep 22, 2011189 notes
Sep 21, 2011435 notes
#Top Gear #fuck happiness
If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.

All right. :l

http://thatnurgaworm.tumblr.com/ask

EDIT: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL TRI AGEN GUISE I ENABLED ANONAMINOTIE

Sep 20, 2011119,353 notes
Sep 20, 20111,226 notes
Achievement Unlocked: Veteran Gear

I wanna give a big shoutout to all my Gears friends that made this possible:

Miggy, Metavodragon, Jeff (Taco), KuroJames, KRUPUT3T, SoD clan, especially GunPlay for being great teammates, off and on, here and there, but always on the list. All you guys were so important to my success with this achievement, just like I was to your guys’ success. We all did it — together. I can’t wait to roll with you guys onto the frontlines in Gears 3.

Super special shoutout to Karma, Dan and Logan for being my number-ones. It’s like Bad Boys between us: “We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life.” Also a special shoutout to DOTGU/TRON. We’re taking off and taking over.

Gears 3. Brothers to the end. 9/20/2011.

Sep 19, 2011
I always do random number generator lol. BUT. THE INTERNET HAS CHOSEN: 3, 7, 12, and 27!

3: Zebra. It’s marginally less overrated.

7: My answer: Zero. Real answer: Two half-siblings. I don’t count them because they’re not important to me. Sounds mean, but I’m just being honest. We’re not close.

12: I don’t… but if I could, I would have a penguin. ;~; They’re so cute. I would settle for a dog though. Like a Welsh corgi. :3

27: Last movie I watched was… The Help. And that was about a month ago. Great movie.

Sep 19, 20111 note
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