I'm The Shinobiest!

• Thick girls (nothing wrong with that, just sayin’) that are usually too far away to have a meaningful relationship
• Neurotic girls that are usually too far away to have a meaningful relationship
• Thick neurotic girls that are usually too far away to have a meaningful relationship
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That’s it

Why the fuck would I say ANYTHING for attention? I say something because it’s what I’m feeling at the moment I say it.

I’m tired. Of life. And it being overbearingly unfair. Sure that sounds really whiny and like I’m not appreciating the opportunities I’m being given… but what good is it when you can’t reach those opportunities? Then I guess you don’t have them after all, huh?

Think about it.

Just finished playing Gears 3 with my nigga, Vicky.

Luv dat gurl. :3

Fucking juggalos, man…

All I did was ask her if she was clean because I was finna get up in dat ass. And thankfully she was honest and said she found out she had chlamydia a week ago and went on treatment.

She asked why I asked, and I said I was just curious in case we ever meet for dat BC.

Then she stopped talking to me. Pretty sure I made her butthurt by asking her questions you should ask any potential sexual partner.

Oh well, I don’t want her anymore anyway. Fuck that shit. I ain’t tryna catch some shit from a ho that ain’t my own (or, you know… any ho for that matter).

START AND LAND ON THE BALLS OF THE FEET

Fuck you, Tumblr

It’s not showing my “Read More” break in my last post

Sorry if I just turbospoiled Gears 3 for you.

Very, very good game. I think it’s my favorite campaign of the three. Very emotional and high stakes.

Nothing ever goes right for Delta squad, and this game is no exception.

Gears has always had this desperate feeling to it, and this game is no exception.

Lol, spoylurs beeleau:

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Fuck.

nerevar-moon-and-star:

thelexeffect:

1. a girlfriend

2. Skyrim.

Pick one.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

All right. :l

http://thatnurgaworm.tumblr.com/ask

EDIT: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL TRI AGEN GUISE I ENABLED ANONAMINOTIE

I wanna give a big shoutout to all my Gears friends that made this possible:

Miggy, Metavodragon, Jeff (Taco), KuroJames, KRUPUT3T, SoD clan, especially GunPlay for being great teammates, off and on, here and there, but always on the list. All you guys were so important to my success with this achievement, just like I was to your guys’ success. We all did it — together. I can’t wait to roll with you guys onto the frontlines in Gears 3.

Super special shoutout to Karma, Dan and Logan for being my number-ones. It’s like Bad Boys between us: “We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life.” Also a special shoutout to DOTGU/TRON. We’re taking off and taking over.

Gears 3. Brothers to the end. 9/20/2011.