Does someone want to buy me the new Humble Bundle...
I’ll buy you the next Indie Bundle that comes along in a few months…
I keep getting SoundCloud followers
Bruh, have you heard the shit on my SoundCloud? I should have a negative amount of followers.
I say the most inappropriate shit
hervacationh0me: All the time. Not at the wrong time or the right time. Just all the time. Me
Miggy just called me an "immigrant prick"
I can’t stop laughing…
Women produce a lot of the same assholes that they...
booty > titties
I need feminism
brokage: whoneedsfeminism: because it sickens me whenever I drive by the town strip club (right across from a Chuck E Cheese) and see the big signs saying, “LIVE NUDE GIRLS!” and “TOPLESS GIRLS HERE!”….Like naked women are some sort of rare, near extinct animals that no one has ever seen before. those women chose to work there they want to make money your movement is about women having the...
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It’s like getting sucked off by a woman made of rainbows.– My one-sentence review of Uni-5: The World’s Enemy
Anonymous asked: Will you accept my taco flavored kiss? One which will fulfill any wish?
Anonymous asked: Accept my taco flavored kiss! It will fulfill any wish!
Anonymous asked: I will fulfill your wishes with my taco flavored kisses.
hervacationh0me: Kenny from South Park died from having contracted syphilis by getting a blowjob from his girlfriend, even though he was wearing a condom? You can’t trust these hoes, man. Those bastards killed Kenny.
Wait, y'all bitches mad cause I said you need a...
hervacationh0me: Lol anyone offended by that can hold my dick.
And people talking down on me, I don’t really think they should They said they could do it better, I don’t really think they could I ain’t one for niggas’ wishes, but I wish a nigga would This ain’t as easy as it looks, I just make it look good
You a slave to the 9-to-5 — Dragon, would you mind if I Told your boss you secretly rap? No, you would kinda die Kinda like the politicians like to talk Jesus But in stalls at the airport, they knock to cop penis
I personally hated To Kill A Mockingbird
hervacationh0me: I’ve read it twice in the past and I still hate it. THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS FUCK THAT BOOK FUCK THE SCARLET LETTER TOO
This is not a fucking game
My ex is such a dumbass
On the real. I love being better than everyone in my past. Almost more than I love burning bridges.
YTCracker and Hairetsu's That's tha Homie > Snoop...
The Doggfather god bodied on his own beat by two spammin’ nurgas from Colorado Springs and LA respectively.
Some of the spelling, grammar and explanations of...
I fucking didn’t even complete high school and… I just can’t even read half the shit on there. And it’s hard to get it edited, but if I were an admin of that site, I would IP ban the shit out of these subhumans that can’t spell third grade words.
I just wanna be happy…
SoundCloud is a fucking piece of shit
Or at least the app is tonight. Goddamn it fucking fuck of shitty fuck, I JUST WANT TO HELP MY FRIEND FINISH A SONG FUCK YOU FUCK
I love the smell of maximum butthurt in the morning.
Anonymous asked: have you made $$$ with tumblrtasks(.)com yet?? my bff just raked in 3k last month its crazy
'Think Like a Man' Banned in France Due to the All... →
theropods: carlsaganisgayporn: blackfashion: newwavefeminism: well… that’s unsurprising of you France…. So, Jerry Ferrara is black now? or what about that guy who played the Hapily married man? -__ Wonder when they are going to also ban the hundreds of movies with all white casts France :I
This is cruel. Why do you do this to me?
Why must you be so fine and so stupid, woman?
I remember once
hervacationh0me: I asked this girl what she looked for in a man. She gave me a long ass list, including Having his own place Needs a car Has to support her Has to be in school Can’t have kids And a bunch of other shit. By the end of it, I was wondering to myself the awesome things she must have to offer this perfect nigga she’s looking for. I asked her what she had to offer said nigga and...
RapGenius.com — yes, RAPGenius.com — has System of a Down songs in their database, but not Sugarhill Gang? All right.