June 2012
79 posts
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Girls: Why do you always wanna have sex?
Guys: Why do you always wanna talk?
hervacationh0me:
I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave
Leave then, shit.
3 tags
My win for the day
Rachel: Whenever I see a dick I think the head looks like Darth Vader's helmet.
Me: Is it because you've been choked by one before?
Stream monsters
Shujinkov: 3 frame forward fierce
Shidosha: lol yea thats -27 on block
Xxjonas389xx: My dick is +18 on block
hervacationh0me:
I’ll convert to Judaism before I let a girl friend zone me.
Fuck I look like, nigga?
Son
hervacationh0me:
How do you get fucked up by the same dude your girl cheated on you with?
Nah. It’s not going down. Something’s gotta give. Somebody gotta go, nigga. Nah.
This is the most emasculating thing I’ve ever heard of.
“When we believe or say we have been offended, we usually mean we feel insulted,...”
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#shitwhitepeoplesay (via theropods)
projectsatan:
I wish there was a way to turn my sperm green
so every time I skeet
I can make a chick look like she just won a kids choice award
Cousin: Knock knock.
Me: This is gonna be terrible. Who's there.
Cousin: Door.
Me:
Stop the fuck shit 2012
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