- Get a replacement phone for my busted-ass one
- Play with it for three minutes, syncing my Gmail
- Discover I can’t access basic phone settings due to a crippling glitch in the phone
- Verizon employee has never seen anything like it
Guess I’m calling my insurance company again tomorrow. Good thing is the Verizon dude said I might get a free upgrade out of this. I probably won’t though because I have the worst luck in the galaxy.