I'm The Shinobiest!

"I'm The Shinobiest, that means the top of the fuckin' world!"

I guess you can follow me if you like penguins and funny things. :3

Shoutout to knivesschau for the blog logo. Isn't she cute?
  • A sip every time an Asian mispronounces an English word. 
  • A shot every time the words “cinematic, innovation, market share, visceral, appeal” are mentioned.
  • A shot every time a trailer with no gameplay is shown.
  • A shot for spaghetti. 
  • A shot for each graph you see.
  • A drink for technical difficulties.
  • A drink if a joke is made and the audience doesn’t laugh.
  • A drink if a celebrity shows up to promote a game.
  • Down a bottle if the price of a new console is announced.
  • A drink if Gaben shows up.
  • Down everything you have if HL3 is announced.

See you fuckers at the morgue.

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  3. afrohime said: Price of a new console. I’ll definitely be dead.
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