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Clifford Unchained: Anonymous Internet Boy Taliban Tropes

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 21:50:49 -0600

Clifford Unchained: Anonymous Internet Boy Taliban Tropes:

Disclaimer: I was a key creative in what is often considered one of the more “dudebro” franchises out there, Gears of War. I’d also like to remind everyone out there that I went out of my way in working with our team, the writers, and Epic’s artists to make sure that female characters are represented well in that franchise. By the time we got around to Gears 3 the female soldiers were kicking butt right alongside the men in outfits that weren’t drastically different than the men’s, and with a restrained depiction of hair and makeup. (I was just tired of seeing stripper looking female game characters after all of those years…ironic, considering how exaggerated the men were.)

(I’m also not the best person to post about misogyny on the internet as I’ll be the first one to post a sexy picture of my wife or give young boys tips on how to flirt with girls.)

However, I can’t let this one slip, because there’s a deeper cancer plaguing our business.

Real. Fucking. Talk.

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Sat, 12 Jan 2013 20:23:55 -0700

navajomoose: they should invent an onion that doesn’t make your mouth taste like onions for the...

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 15:03:20 -0700

navajomoose:

they should invent an onion that doesn’t make your mouth taste like onions for the entire rest of the day

itmakesnosense: Ansel Adams final photograph…

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 14:42:07 -0700

itmakesnosense:

Ansel Adams final photograph…

hervacationh0me: I think people really underestimate how big Fall Out Boy was. From like Junior...

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 08:13:07 -0700

hervacationh0me:

I think people really underestimate how big Fall Out Boy was. From like Junior High to my junior year in high school, these niggas were everywhere. Everybody listened to them. I know niggas who bang colors and listen to Fall Out Boy and, nigga

raychlontherocks: deliciouskaek: panasonicyouth: elhajjmalik: ...

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 06:35:55 -0700

raychlontherocks:

deliciouskaek:

panasonicyouth:

elhajjmalik:

Post racial America, y’all!!!

america ain’t racist!

god, the sweet sweet rage of bitter ass white people. fuck each and everyone of these assholes

haters.

If I had a .gif of someone getting anally prolapsed, I’d post it here because I think that’s how they all feel right about now.

Butthurt^23479325786

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Wed, 07 Nov 2012 06:33:24 -0700

inothernews: lafuguedantoine: basilton: In the early years of...

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 21:02:56 -0700

inothernews:

lafuguedantoine:

basilton:

In the early years of space flight, both Russians and Americans used pencils in space. Unfortunately, pencil lead is made of graphite, a highly conductive material. Snapped graphite leads and particles in zero gravity are hugely problematic, as they will get sucked into the air ventilation or electronic equipment, easily causing shorts or fires in the pure oxygen environment of a capsule.

After the fire in Apollo 1 which killed all the astronauts on board, NASA required a writing instrument that wasn’t a fire hazard. Fisher spent over a million dollars (of his own money) creating a pressurized ball point pen, which NASA bought at $2.95 each. The Russian space program also switched over from pencils shortly after.

40 years later snide morons on the internet still snigger about it, because snide morons on the internet never know what they are talking about.

Bu-huuuuurn!

Aaaaaah, I love this.

Bodied

kordova: seerofbuttcheeks: fucking zoo tycoon holy shit suck...

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 21:00:48 -0700

kordova:

seerofbuttcheeks:

fucking zoo tycoon holy shit

suck it up orca 167

Come fuck with me on Tuesday

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 23:07:29 -0600

I’ll be the dude in the Warthog fucking your day up, sticking you across the map and defiling your corpse with my taint until the end of time.

BasedWorm FSU

Get at me.

vangoghfuckyourself: OH MY GOD

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 01:21:59 -0600

vangoghfuckyourself:

OH MY GOD

Anyone play Killing Floor?

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 22:46:54 -0600

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Sat, 27 Oct 2012 15:32:45 -0600

madamrochester: valar——morghulis: i can’t breathe. I fucking...

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 15:27:48 -0600

madamrochester:

valar——morghulis:

i can’t breathe.

I fucking hate politics, but I’ll be goddamned if that isn’t the comeback of the year.

"How the fuck is they ‘pose to eat? How the fuck am I ‘pose to eat?"

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 11:13:18 -0600

“How the fuck is they ‘pose to eat? How the fuck am I ‘pose to eat?”

- A very deep question for the Government asked by Danny Brown (via hervacationh0me)

good kid, m.A.A.d city

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 09:50:06 -0600

is one of the best albums I’ve heard in the last few years.

Someone posted you on tumblrpic(.)com and you're not gonna like it

Fri, 26 Oct 2012 23:34:20 -0600

Someone’s behind you ready to turn your asshole into a wasteland and you’re not going to like it.

kreayshawn: MY TRIPLE F LIFE SHIRT DOE

Mon, 17 Sep 2012 22:31:22 -0600

kreayshawn:

MY TRIPLE F LIFE SHIRT DOE

kreayshawn: YOU CAN SEEE MY 6TH FINGER

Mon, 17 Sep 2012 22:31:15 -0600

kreayshawn:

YOU CAN SEEE MY 6TH FINGER

thepenguinblog: If you are feeling blue, watch this video of...

Mon, 17 Sep 2012 22:09:57 -0600

thepenguinblog:

If you are feeling blue, watch this video of baby penguins waddling and running and being scooted around on their parents feet. If this video doesn’t cheer you up, I don’t know what will. :)

WELP